"Atheists, please stop _____"

  Dear atheists of the Internet,
the following are things I think don't help your arguments and only serve to derail or degrade conversations with theists (or other atheists.)  This post isn't necessarily suggesting that these are common among the atheists of the Internet........... but some of them kinda are.  However, the spirit of these complaints apply towards theists as well, but I'll write the theist crowd specifically another time. 
  This list isn't written in any particular order, just the practices themselves with no indication as to their perceived severity in comparison to one another.  I am also not writing any in-depth, nuanced expoundings here, just a few of my thoughts on things. 
  With sexy, secular love, 

Claiming that the atheist presence in the prison population is only around [crazy-low %]
"Who keeps bookmarking Ezekiel 23:20?"
  The American prison system is bonkers and filled with plenty of people who probably shouldn't be there.  It's a broken system employing broken methods pumping out broken people- not an ideal place for insight concerning such philosophical issues.  That's not to say that we can't learn interesting things about prisoners and the population as a whole, but many people who are incarcerated would rather not be and there's a lot of motivation to say/profess things that may potentially alleviate or reduce your time behind bars.
  There are many interesting metrics to gather about the world we live in, but getting them from prisoners inside awful environments is not the kind of data one should argue a point from.

Debating whether babies are/n't atheists
Now this baby is ready to draw some truth tables!
  What babies may or may not believe is irrelevant- they just started making use of their squishy brains.  Babies didn't make any informed decisions concerning religion/theism, they just want someone to keep them alive and comfy. 
  To the "if babies are atheists, are rocks atheists too?" folks (who think they're being clever) this isn't about the literal application of a label insomuch as it is about the useful application of a label.  I don't qualify "bachelor" with the dictionary description, I just say "bachelor" and you know I'm talking about people, not furniture (or *in annoying voice* rocks.)
  Are babies atheists?  Are babies theists?
  They aren't requiring either label, they're just dumb babies. 

"What If You're Wrong?"

  A question that virtually every atheist has heard: "What if you're wrong?"  
  It seems to me this question is hardly ever actually an honest question but usually a death-rattle of someone who can't think of any good justification or argumentation to support their stance.  When the evidence is lacking, out come the fear tactics, the insincere concern, the frustration, and/or the emotional pleading.  I'm not accusing anyone of intentional insincerity; I remember my Christian days and the very real fear I felt concerning Hell and the salvation status of others.  
  The "what if you're wrong?" question (usually not one considered in-depth by the theist presenting it) is so entirely devoid of actual follow-through it's honestly a little frustrating when I'm presented with it when my atheism is being discussed.  So, instead of me waxing on about how most theists don't seem to even sincerely consider such a question themselves, I'm going to borrow the more eloquent language of other atheists/skeptics.  

  Betting on Infinity (TheraminTrees & QualiaSoup) 
(for mobile browsers: http://youtu.be/fZpJ7yUPwdU)

My Religious History

  I've lived in Alaska, Nevada, Arkansas, Colorado, and have spent a lot of time in Arizona with my family.  Before college, I faithfully attended eight churches across the dozen+ homes I've lived in prior to my advanced schooling. Myself and my family were very involved in those churches and had an, overall, immensely positive experience at each of them.  My church history, in chronological order, is as follows: Methodist, Baptist, Baptist, Christian Missionary Alliance, Pentecostal, nondenominational, Pentecostal, nondenominational.  I've also attended services and events at many, many other churches throughout my life.
  All that to showcase that when it comes to Christianity, I have experience.  I was an officially recognized member at several of those churches.  I spent several hours a week (outside of Sunday) at several of those churches to help out, clean, assist in organizing events, ect..  I was involved.  So for this Out Loud I'm going to reflect on my religious history (like the title says.)  
Yes, those two in the corner are Alaska, not Canada.

The Fostering of Proud Ignorance

  Recently, a Christian friend of mine (an educated, kind, courteous individualengaged me in discussion of a TED talk clip titled Why Would God Create a Tsunami?  My friend shared this link on Facebook with his added text of "This may be the most Godly agnosticism I've ever heard."  I questioned his terminology (confused at his choice of wording) and finished my initial response with "Overall, though, seems to be a wishy-washy presentation for a TED talk."  In a separate response I later clarified what I meant by wishy-washy: 
  His response made me throw my hands up in the air and give out a sigh of "Well.. I don't think he's even aware of what he's suggesting.."  
  I didn't bother following up this vapid (the words, not him) response because.. what's there to say to someone who just proclaimed an lack of interest in investigation and methods of determining truth?  It also comes across as one of the 'pretentious theist responses' by including "attempts at finding God" as if the many fields of science are actually directly concerned with a Yahweh character.  Now, that's not what he was suggesting, he was talking more about an individual's faith and personal beliefs and all that good stuff that makes for an intellectually caffeine-free TED talk.  
  This post is not about him, but about the general sentiment his words carry.  It's about the ignorance that faith/religion makes good use of and often fosters.  

#9 His Eye Is on the Pharaoh
(Exodus 4:21)

Exodus 4:21
And the Lord said to Moses, “When you go back to Egypt, see that you do before Pharaoh all the miracles that I have put in your power. But I will harden his heart, so that he will not let the people go.

  I think every atheist who has been in the trenches has heard the "free will" argument from theists.  God seems uninterested in proving anything himself?  Free will!  Not a lot of people accepting your claim?  Free will!  So much trouble and immorality in the world?  Free will!  Here in Exodus we have an example of God flipping the dove to free will!  
  This isn't god "removed his grace" or "gave pharaoh over to his own desires" or such flimsy evasions like that.  God is actively tampering with the will of a human being here.  Sometime in the future I'll share Yahweh's other moments of "what free will?" in other passages and particular aspects of Christianity. (Tower of Babel, King Saul, doctrines holding predestination, "curses" in the Bible, King Ahab, and several other references & superhappyfun religious observances) 
Yahweh- the kind of guy who plays chess against himself (so he can win)