Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve offspring from our father.” So they made their father drink wine that night. And the firstborn went in and lay with her father. He did not know when she lay down or when she arose. The next day, the firstborn said to the younger, “Behold, I lay last night with my father. Let us make him drink wine tonight also. Then you go in and lie with him, that we may preserve offspring from our father.” So they made their father drink wine that night also. And the younger arose and lay with him, and he did not know when she lay down or when she arose. Thus both the daughters of Lot became pregnant by their father.
Lot, living alone in a cave in the hills with his two daughters, gets drunk and has sex with them. I sure hope his daughters saved the good stuff for themselves, if you're gonna screw your dad you might as well drink until he looks at least as distant as your uncle. Fun fact: in accordance to the times, Lot's daughters would have been around 14 years old. (maybe even 12)
(2Peter2:7)Wow, those sexual deviants in Sodom and Gomorrah must have been kinky if the family of Lot found favor with the Lord (thus, they were spared God’s wrath.) Good thing God saved such a righteous family, history would hate to have unrighteous inbred babies to be the fathers of the Moabites and Ammonites(v37-38).
Incest, rape(...I ...hope?), children out-of-wedlock with a GrandpaDaddy, drunkenness… was Lot the original redneck?
My ribbing of this passage is more brief than my typical write-up due to the banging I gave Genesis 19:1-8 in Dirty, Sexy, Strange Bible Verses_#3 Rape and Fireballs and Incest, Oh My!. However, do not worry, there's plenty more incest, rape, substance abuse, and misuse of authority as we probe deeper into the holey scriptures.